"A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away!" Welcome to the Jokes section! Come on in and have a laugh. It's the best medicine in the world. And it will help your English at the same time! Laugh and Learn!   Which month has 28 days?

All of them!

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

18!: 3 in 'the', 7 in 'English', and 8 in 'alphabet'The Fly In The Soup

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

'Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'

'Please don't speak so loudly, sir,' said the waiter, 'or everyone will want one.'

There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

 If A Man...

If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

Dead!

What starts with 'P', ends with 'E', and has millions of letters?

The 'Post Office'!

What is the longest word in the English language?

'Smiles'. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

One Letter

What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

Envelope!

T

Why is the letter 'T' like an island ?

Because it is in the middle of water!

The Traffic Lights

What did the traffic lights  say to the car?

Don't look now. I'm changing 

What Am I?

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

A liar 

What's worse  than finding a maggot  in an apple?

Finding half a maggot!

Which Bus?

Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus! 

Apples

If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

3 !!!

The Dirty Coffee

A customer ordered some coffee in a café. The waiter arrived with the coffee. and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waiter.

'Waiter,' he said. 'There's dirt  in my coffee!'

'That's not surprising, Sir,' replied the waiter. 'It was ground only half-an-hour ago.'

{ground (n & v): as a noun, ground means 'earth', 'land', 'soil', which can also be 'dirt'. As a verb, ground is the past participle of the irregular verb 'to grind' (grind, ground, ground). You 'grind' coffee beans to make a coffee drink.}