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O.J.-BY-THE-SEA, n. The media center at the Santa Monica civil
trial. Different from "Camp O.J.."the center at the criminal
trial. [Lingo used by journalists covering the O.J. Simpson Civil
Trial. Found in Newsweek]
P
PILTROL (registered tradename) n. A fabric/material which is
resistant to pilling. [clipped compound of "pilling" and
"control"]
Context and source: "These coats are made with PiltrolR which
resists pilling on cuffs and waistband." (Land's End catalog)
PLUGGERS, n. Individuals leading a very nondescript and mediocre
life who nonetheless always put forth their best effort and make do
with the lot life has given out [noun formed form verb plug ].
Content and source: "Pluggers prefer baseball caps over fancy
toupees and hair treatments." (Comic strip "Pluggers"
in Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, 10-13-96) "A plugger's barn or
workshed is almost always larger than his actual home."
(10-14-96)
POPAGANDA, n. Music that is popular with the general public, and
has purpose or is trying promote particular ideas. [Blend of pop
(clipping of popular) and propaganda]
Content and source: Title of a K.D. Lang album.
POOPER-SCOOPER, n. An instrument comprised of a scooping device on
a long pole used for the collection of animal waste matter [rhyming
compound formed from roots poop, scoop, and suffix -er on each root].
Context and source: "I kind of dread going home for Thanksgiving.
The first thing my dad's going to do is hand me the old
pooper-scooper..." (Conversation)
POSTAL, adj. extremely hostile. [From the observation of postal
workers going insane and killing fellow co-workers. Found most often
in expressions go postal and get postal]
Context and source: Unable to cope, he got all postal.
POTUS/VPOTUS/FLOTUS, n. President of the United States, Bill
Clinton; Vice President of the United States, Al Gore; and First Lady
of the United States, Hillary Clinton, respectively [acronyms].
Context and source: "Computer terminals all over the Executive
Mansion flash instantly with the precise movements of POTUS, VPOTUS,
and FLOTUS- code names for Bill, Hillary, and Al..." (Gentleman's
Quarterly, 11-96)
PROLLY, adv. Likely to happen, possibly occur. [elided
pronunciation of "probably." Assimilation of the
"b"to an "l"] Context and source: "I'm prolly
going to the party tonight." (Conversation)
PSYCHODRAMATIC, adj. very crazy (psychotic) and overly dramatic.
[blend of psychotic and dramatic]
Context and source: "Calm down. Stop being so
psychodramatic." (Conversation)
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RETAIL ELEPHANT, n. A business that dominates or monopolizes an
area. [compound; metaphoric association with the size of an elephant].
Context and Source: "... they are increasingly ambivalent about
retail elephants lumbering into their neighborhoods. " (Newsweek
9/16/96).
ROAD RAGE, n. Aggressive driving habits often accompanied by
dehumanization of other drivers and somethimes resulting in violence
against other drivers. [Compound of road and rage]
Context and Source: "Two thirds of all highway deaths are caused
by road rage." (Discussion forum of Milwaukee Journal Sentinel).
ROLLING, n. A dangerous activity popular with today's delinquents
which involves throwing sometimes heavy objects from the back of a
moving truck or vehicle [noun formed from addition of pres. participle
-ing suffix to verb roll ].
Context and source: "The youths were engaged in a dangerous but
increasingly popular new activity known as rolling..." (Fort
Worth Star-Telegram, 11-29-96)
RUBBER-CHICKEN CIRCUIT, n. The round of fund-raising dinners
attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery
chicken served at such dinners. [compound] (New York Times)
S
SARCASTROPHE, n. An embarrassing and catastrophic event occurring
when an individual attempts and fails to use humorous sarcasm [blend
of sarcasm and catastrophe ].
Context and source: "Todd's failed attempt at humorous sarcasm
resulted in a sarcastrophe at dinner." (Internet)
SCHECK HAPPENS - General epithet used when things go awry. Lingo
used by journalists covering the O.J. Simpson Civil Trial. [blend:
Scheck, eponym in honor of criminal defense lawyer Barry Scheck, +
'sh-t happens', bumper sticker cliche.] Found in Newsweek.
SCHIZO, n. A cup of coffee made with equal parts of caffeinated and
de-caffeinated coffee [clip of schizophrenia].
Context and source: Menu list, Sundance Coffee
SEA LAWYER, n. One who attempts to shirk responsibility or blame
through trivial technicalities. [This word is used chiefly in the Navy
and at the Naval Academy to describe a midshipman or officer who uses
technicalities and other trivial excuses to escape responsibility or
punishment. Based on the popular stereotype of lawyers always arguing
technicalities and trivial details coupled with the fact that the Navy
is closely associated with water and the sea. ]
Context and source: "Most sea lawyers are not well respected by
their classmates. (A Sense of Honor by James Webb)
SECADEM, n. a Rice student whose double majoring in both Group I or
II and III. [Blend of Rice terms S/E (Group III major) and academy
(Group I or II).]
Context and source: "Are you an S/E or an academy?"
"Actually, both. I am a secadem." (Conversation)
SEXAHOLISM, n. A condition describing someone who is addicted to
sex and alcohol. [blend of sex and alcoholism]. Source: An episode of
the "Simpsons."
SHOPGRIFTING, v. to 'rent' something for free by purhcasing it and
then returning it within 30 days for a full refund. [Compound of shop
+ grift "to swindle"]
Context and source: His shopgrifting is totally shameless."
(Conversation)
SLACKADEM, n. A term used by science/engineering majors at Rice
University for a person majoring in humanities or social sciences due
to a perceived lack of work or effort put forth by the latter [blend
formed from words academy and slacker ].
Context and source: "If you'll excuse me, I've got to study for a
test. Not everyone can be a slackadem and watch TV all day."
(Conversation)
SLOW-SPEED CHASER, n. A celebratory drink after court is adjourned.
[Lingo used by journalists covering the O.J. Simpson Civil Trial.
Found in Newsweek]
SNAIL MAIL, n. The standard system of mail delivery in which
letters, documents, and packages are physically transported from one
location to another, in contrast to electronic mail [rhyming compound
formed from roots snail and mail].
Context and source: "More and more companies and individuals are
looking to e-mail as an alternative to the traditional means of
sending information and documents, snail mail." (Computers, pg.
52)
SPACE-POSSESSION DICTATORIAL, adj. Overly concerned with: one's
possessions, the placement of these, and the placement of others'
possessions in the vicinity of one's possessions; characterized by
compulsive behavior regarding one's possessions.
Context and source: "My roommate is so space-possession
dictatorial!" (Conversation)
SPAM, n. Multiple posts of the same message to the same or
different Usenet newsgroups or to an e-mail account. The message is
usually adverts or marketing promotions and contains no useful or
worthwhile information.
v. The act of sending multiple copies of a useless message to a
newsgroup or an e-mail account. [Extension of the word Spam, the
processed meat]
SPEEL, n. An informal speech, usually brief and sometimes
impromptu. Also spiel.
Context and source: "Now I'll give my little speel about
drinking." (Conversation)
SPIDER, n. person or computer program that searches the web for new
links and link them to search engines. [Metaphor, a spider spins
webs.]
SPORK, n. A utensil with both bowl and tines, a combination of
spoon and fork. [Blend of spoon and fork]
Context and source: "I hate these stupid plastic sporks."
(Conversation)
STALKERAZZI, n. (pl. stalkerazzis) Tabloid journalist who pursues
celebrities night and day, dogging their every move. [Blend of stalker
and paparazzi, tabloid journalists, after eponymous character
in Fellini movie. Italian plural -i reanalyzed to singular]
Context and source: "Broomfield hooks up with a pair of
"stalkerazzis" who work for the tabloids..." (New
Yorker 6/8/98)
SWANGIN', v. swerving a car back and forth by rapidly turning the
steering wheel (left and right ...repeatedly.)
Context and source: "I lost a wheel while swangin'."
(Conversation explaining gang terminology)
SWOOSH, n. The logo of the Nike Corporation, resembling a rounded
off check-mark.
Context and source: "The Nike logo is called the swoosh, it
appears 32 times in the annual report..." (Conversation)
SWOOSHTIKA, n. Derogatory reference to the distinctive logo of the
Nike Corporation. Alludes to the powerful hegemony of Nike in the
world of sportswear and marketing, the blind logo-worship of
unthinking masses of people, and Nike's treatment of its third world
workers like slave labor; implicit comparison with Nazi party and the
its swastika. [blend of swoosh + -tika, from 'swastika']
Context and source: "People are already beginning to talk about
the 'swooshtika'" (Conversation)
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TAGGIN', v. spray painting a gang's name on walls. (leaving a
trademark; graffiti) [from tag- meaning to mark or a label.]
Context and source: "We were taggin' all night."
(Conversation explaining gang terminology)
TELESCAM, n. Illegal money-making schemes conducted by phony
telemarketers. [Compound tele- (clipping of telephone) and scam]
Context and source: "For Downs, the secret finally came out when
she gave her 19 children and grandchildren shoe boxes stuffed with
nearly identical collections of telescam trash." (Time, 25 August
1997)
TELEVANGELIST, n. An evangelist who conducts regular religious
services on television. [Blend of television and evangelist]
Contex and source: "Ole Anthony and his merry band take on the
televangelists." (US News, 8 December 1997)
TERRAFORM, v. To change a planet's surface and atmosphere so that
life as it exist on Earth is possible [compound from L. terra 'land'
and form ].
Context and source: "And that's the question that will shift us
to the next level of our fascination with the place, the idea that we
could live there, that Mars could be terraformed." (Newsweek,
9-16-96)
TOUCH, n. An abbreviation of touchdown, the scoring of six points
in American football by penetrating an opponent's end zone while in
possession of the football [clip formed from touchdown].
Context and source: "Farve drops the screen pass off to Edgar
Bennet and he takes it in for the touch." (FOX NFL Half-time
Show, 10-20-96)
TROLL, n. A person who sends messages to a Usenet newsgroup to
incite emotions and cause controversy. [Metaphorical extension of
troll, a supernatural creature (dwarf) that lives in a cave.]
TYSON, adv. Characterized by an insane rage, particularly in the
context of a sporting event. [Reference to boxer Mike Tyson]
Context and source: "He wne absolutely Tyson in the Monday Night
Football opener against the Green Bay Packers." (Sports
Illustrated, 15 September 1997)
U,V
VATOR, n. Something which lifts, an ascending platform; an
elevator. [clipping of elevator]
Context and source: "Push '3' on the vator to get to the third
floor." (Conversation)
VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED, adj. Short, not tall [compound formed from
vertical + -ly (adv.) and challenge + ed].
Context and source: "Don't call him short, he's vertically
challenged." (Conversation)
VIDEOPHILE, n. One who loves and collects video equipment and media
[compound from L. video 'see' and G. phile 'loving']
Context and source: "The picture quality will be vastly improved,
pleasing videophiles." (US News and World Report , 1 December
1997]
"I guess owning a Beta, RCA Selectavision, SVHS, Laserdisc, and
DVD makes me a videophile." (Conversation)
W
WAC, adj. Very unpleasant, undesirable; inappropriate, incorrect or
not the way something should be or expected to be, contrary to the
social norm; bad or negative in a general sense. Also wack. [clipping
of wacky] Context and source: "That test was wac!" "Her
outfit was totally wac!" (Conversation)
WALLIN', v. Slang. to sit or stand against a wall at a party.
[derived from, of course, wall]
Context and source: I didn't dance. Just wallin'. (a book called
Street Talk 2)
WHATEVER, v. To dismiss or ignore. Desire to dismiss. [Zero
derivation of whatever]
Contex and source: " That guy really whatevers me."
(Conversation)
WORDROBE, n. a person's vocabulary. [blend of word and wardrobe]
Context and source: "He has an extensive wordrobe." (a web
page on the Internet)
WORRYWORT, n. A person who tends to worry habitually and often
needlessly [Compound of worry and wort]
Context and source: "The people in charge of making sure an HMO
stays solvent seemed like worrywarts." (US News, 24 November
1997)
X,Y,Z
Y2K, n. The year 2000. The problem in which some computer hardware
and software are unable to process dates after 31 December 1999.
[Acronym from Y (year) + 2 + K (Gr. 'kilos' thousand)]
'ZINE, n. An unprofessional periodical publication; a non-formal,
home-made magazine. [clipping of magazine]
Context and source: "Until two years ago, I had no idea what a
'zine was." ( Loose Lips Sink Ships ,a 'zine)